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Thirteen Things I Said

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Thirteen Things I said to the OUT OF AREA caller:
 

      My Phone rang off the hook for two days straight, And this person wouldn’t say a word!  I would answer and they would hang up!

1. “Hello…..hello? Oh well”

2. “Heellooo… hello-hello?”

3. “Ok! Speak to me baby! Just spit it out!”

(This was after about the tenth call)

4. “Hola,que paso mi amigo? para engles marque numero dos…”

(This was after the twenty-fifth call)

5. “Hi you have reached the sex hotline… Press 1 for straight… 2 for gay… 3 if you don’t care and 4 for Woofy”

(I think this was after the forty-fifth time, I’m not sure)

6. While crunching a piece of paper I said “It must be a bad connection! You’ll have to call back!” and I hung up. Two seconds later, guess what!

7.  I said “Oh, that’s much better! NOW SPEAK TO ME BIt@#!”

8.  “You must keep calling because I’m the best entertainment you’ve had in a while. So since that’s the case, I refuse to answer the next time you call!”

(Wouldn’t you know it, five minutes went by no call, nothing)

9. The phone rang and yes OUT OF THE AREA, no number. Before answering the phone I said to myself, “JESUS WEPT!”   Yeah right! I said, “!@#$& &^%$$#!!”

…and then I answered the phone in a really high voice… “House keeping! You like fluff pillow?”

10.  “Hey could you give me a break here! I have to use the restroom and I have a shy bladder, in fact could we continue this after lunch?” And then there was a  “CLICK”

11. “Thanks for the pee break, but I haven’t started lunch yet. Let me have your name and number and I’ll blog it to the world so everyone can call and harrass you! Good-bye!”

12. “Suicide Hot_Line… Oh go ahead and jump! Don’t forget to take the phone with you! In fact call me on the way down!”

13. “Ok, that’s it I can’t…”

and then I was interupted by an automated voice it said, “Please hold on for an important bussiness opportunity…”

I was shocked! So I held on and a real person came to the phone.

I said, “You have been calling me for two days straight and hanging up on me.  You’ve probibally called 50 times this morning and it’s only 8:00am!” 

She replied, “Well sir, we have been working on our auto dialer and we were just now able to get through.”

I said, “Could you please not call me again?”

She said, “Sure” and hung up…

Wolfbernz
 

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13 thoughts on “Thirteen Things I Said”

  1. OMG….#11 is my fav! Never underestimate the power of bloogers, or coinidentally, scrapbookers!

    Those are wonderful! And all you had to do was ask, huh? Wow.

    My TT is up. Happy Thursday!

  2. I’m laughing to pieces here that was good! We usually hand the phone over to the “lady of the house” our 3 year old Katiebug. She keeps ’em quite occupied for hours on their dime. Great list!

  4. My fiancé offered to buy me a “I’m blogging this…” button. It’s the first thing I thought of after reading #11. 🙂

  6. Holy crap that’s hilarious!!
    We like to answer the phone “BecK’s Crematorium which ash would you like to speak with?”

    Wonderful way of handling things…I’d have hunted them done and forced them to eat creamed spinach! ha

    thanks for poppin in at my tt!

  8. HA! That was great. Very entertaining… for me anyway. 😉

    Number 12 was great, but they were all hilarious!

    My parents’ phone number is one digit off from a local pharmacy/grocery store. They get phone calls for the pharmacy every now and then… and have for years. But for the past month or so they’ve had two persistent callers. One person argued with my mom on the phone when she told them she couldn’t refill his medicine. Another gentleman argued for three days in a row with my dad. Finally my dad answered the phone and the man asked for the bakery. My dad asked him to hold. He got “back” on the phone and said, “Bakery”. The man ordered a cake and told my dad when he’d pick it up. “Okay, sir. We have your order. Thank you.” HA!!! They haven’t heard from that caller again 😉

    Happy T13! My list’s up…

  12. Actually it is listed on the do not call list…..
    I think Pass The Torch and Jersey Girl have the right idea. If it’s out of the area I am going to let it ring…Ok I’ll try but whent the damn thing rings I can’t help it I have to answeri it!

    Thanks for all the Great comments

    Wolfbernz

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