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1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas… It’s Christmas? 4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and….. 6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me, I just know it 7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell s, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…….Jingle Bells, Someone says, Be quiet! thinking to himself quietly jingle bells jingle bells… 11. Bipolar—Hark the herald Angels sing glory to the… ARGH, what do you mean, what glory I spent how much? 12. Psychotic— Joy to the world…The whole world, I see many worlds sometimes. Is that an elf? over there… 13. After writing this I think, no I dont think… Jingle bells jingle bells, why is france so far away? You don’t think Santa is really coming to get me? Right? We could have a bon fire this year…ARGH why does it have to be so expensive, Joy to the world… Happy Thursday Thirteen Wolfbernz |
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LOLLOLLOL!!!
6 and 9 especially. Every week one list makes me choke on my coffee…this week, it’s yours! Happy TT!
I better watch it…looks like I might be a little obsessive-compulsive and bipolar this Christmas!! ROFL
Oh my goodness…your blog should come with a warning…”Do not read this while drinking hot coffee” How funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
Those are funny! Now if I can just keep from singing Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells…. 😀
*LOL* Hilarious! I just came home from o meeting about mental health care, so your timing is perfect! 😉
My TT wishes you Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year in 13 languages.
This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Merry Christmas and Happy TT
Funny list!
ROFL!! That was good! Thanks for the smiles!
Hahahahahahah Hohoho Merry Christmas!