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BlogDumps Saturday Morning Funnys!

This week on BlogDumps has been fun and we have some new people that have joined the community so I would like to say welcome. I hope some of the new blogger join us on Top Sites Tuesday.

If you have a friend that wants a blog make sure to tell them about BlogDumps and how they can create a blog right here.

This weeks Top Blog on Tuesday was Liggyz Dreamz Make sure to visit her blog it’s totally awesome, upbeat, positive and has some cool music and more. Make sure to leave a comment when you visit, we all love comments πŸ™‚ I really like to get together on Tuesdays with everyone and share out thoughts and have some fun and making new friends πŸ˜€

BlogDumps In The News – On Sunday Morning 3/14/2010 our servers will be performing an upgrade on itÒ?Ts capacity which feeds the ring in which our servers reside. During this upgrade there will be a 1-2 minute bounce while the migration process happens however impact should be minimal as we move your services to the backup connection prior to the upgrade. All your data will be stored in multiple back ups including one I have here in my office πŸ™‚ I missed this weeks news sorry for the short notice but it’s a minor thing what we are doing.

Start Date; 3/14/2010
Start Time; 02:00 ET 08:00 GMT
End Time; 02:30 ET 08:30 GMT
BlogDumps Customer Impact Status; Minimal 1-2 minute during migration back to primary path

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Saturday Funnies

Ok, so I was wrong – This is what a white-out looks like!

As we are already stir crazy around here, I thought I would share a bit of the insanity:

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!

How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

When you leave school, you should become a bone specialist.
You’ve certainly got the head for it.

How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They are both purple… except for the chicken.

Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!

A horse enters a bar and walks over to the bartender, the bartender looks at the horse and says, hey buddy, why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey.”
The horse says “Sure.”

What’s the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wale’s?
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

Have a great Saturday Everyone!!

BlogDumps Saturday Funnies

Good Morning everyone πŸ™‚ I hope you all had a good Friday night…
Good friends, a deck of cards, the change jar and a few good bottles of kick A$$ wine makes for fun friendship and just a good Friday night!

I guess everyone was in the mood to create a blog last night so I am working this morning, but that’s ok I am glad to see new blogs being built here on BlogDumps! Building a blog here is free so if there are any more of you that want a really nice WordPress blog just click the link above in the navigation bar and make sure to check the box that you are a human (the default is “I am a robot” hehehe)
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