Thirteen Things I Said

Thirteen Things I said to the OUT OF AREA caller:         My Phone rang off the hook for two days straight, And this person wouldn’t say a word!  I would answer and they would hang up! 1. “Hello…..hello? Oh well” 2. “Heellooo… hello-hello?” 3. “Ok! Speak to me baby! Just spit it out!” (This was after about the tenth call) 4. “Hola,que paso mi amigo? para engles marque numero dos…” (This was after the twenty-fifth call) 5. “Hi you have reached the sex hotline… Press 1 for straight… 2 for gay… 3 if you don’t care and 4 for Woofy” (I think this was after the forty-fifth time, I’m not sure) 6. While crunching a piece of paper I said “It must be a bad connection! You’ll have to call back!” and I hung up. Two seconds later, guess what! 7.  I said “Oh, that’s much better! NOW SPEAK TO ME BIt@#!” 8.  ”You must keep calling because I’m the best entertainment you’ve had in a while. So since that’s the case, I refuse to answer the next time you call!” (Wouldn’t you know it, five minutes went by no call, nothing) 9. The phone rang and yes OUT OF THE AREA, no number. Before answering the phone I said to myself, “JESUS WEPT!”   Yeah right! I said, “!@#$& &^%$$#!!” …and then I answered the phone in a really high voice… “House keeping! You like fluff pillow?” 10.  “Hey could you give me a break here! I have to use the restroom and I have a shy bladder, in fact could we continue this after lunch?” And then there was a  ”CLICK” 11. “Thanks for the pee break, but I haven’t started lunch yet. Let me have your name and number and I’ll blog it to the world so everyone can call and harrass you! Good-bye!” 12. “Suicide Hot_Line… Oh go ahead and jump! Don’t forget to take the phone with you! In fact call me on the way down!” 13. “Ok, that’s it I can’t…” and then I was interupted by an automated voice it said, “Please hold on for an important bussiness opportunity…” I was shocked! So I held on and a real person came to the phone. I said, “You have been calling me for two days straight and hanging up on me.  You’ve probibally called 50 times this morning and it’s only 8:00am!”  She replied, “Well sir, we have been working on our auto dialer and we were just now able to get through.” I said, “Could you please not call me again?” She said, “Sure” and hung up… Wolfbernz

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BecKaDoodles

Beck is an artist, a really creative one.  She has a few of her works of art pictured on her site, they are all really cool to look at.  While in the process of writing this review, I caught myself sitting here looking at every picture as they scrolled by across the top of the page.  I would look at one and think, “Wow! I wonder how she got the color placement on every picture so perfect.” And at another one, “Is that a … Cat?”  She’s really very talented! 

Beck has also started writing a novel, and while I didn’t nose too far into what the novel is about, I do think that, based on reading her blog, it’s going to be excellent. 

In her post, Meteor Showers, she writes about watching the stars with her father when she was a kid and it really shows how happy she is about her own kid taking an interest in stargazing.  She writes with REAL emotion.  You can read her post and almost imagine the smile on her face as she sat outside watching the Meteor Shower. So, In short, BeCkaDoodles IS a blog worth reading with pictures of artwork that screams to be looked at!

Welcome to BlogDumps Beck! 

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Do You Have Issues?

Well, Margie Doesn’t.  She has a really awesome blog!

This is a great read. I had a good time reading Margie’s blog.  I had been all over this blog!  Everything is upbeat, lightly comical, and well written.

One of her latest posts show the projected path of Hurricane Ernesto.  I’m glad she posted it, I haven’t been paying much attention to the weather lately and it looks like this hurricane may be coming up the coast toward me! 

I am really jealous of her new surround sound.  There’s nothing like a “kick-ass” sound system and I love the bassett hound pic. 

Stop by and visit her at Do You Have Issues!.

Welcome to BlogDumps Margie!

–Wolfbernz

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Dishpan Dribble! What a great Blog!

Dishpan Dribble is written by Mrs. Darling, a mother of three children, aged 23, 9, 5, and grandmother to a 2 year old.  She is a SAHM who homeschools her two younger children and

It’s a wonderful blog!  Mrs. Darling blogs about her life and gives everyone an incite to her daily “dribble” and her opinions on different topics. She writes about her children (Tink, Peter Pan, and Wendy) and her grandchild (Baby Jane).  This lady is detail oriented, she doesn’t miss a lick when it comes to telling the blogging community about the tasks she faces or problems she encounters and she absolutely loves to hear our opinions and and answer our questions!   

On top of being a great mother (and grandmother) she has delicious recipes which are posted for all to read!  I recommend the Baked Pumpkin Custard, it sound simply delightful!

 Welcome to BlogDumps Mrs. Darling!

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